Confessions of a Modern-Day Sagittarius Queen: Wi-Fi, Wanderlust, and Winging It
Let me start by saying this: being a Sagittarius woman in the 21st century is like trying to meditate while scrolling through flight deals and texting your situationship back “maybe”.
We’re ruled by fire, freedom, and fierce independence… and a mild addiction to impulsive Amazon purchases we “manifested.”
Let me tell you about Talia—a Sagittarius through and through.
She once tried to settle down with a guy who owned a label maker and scheduled their dates three weeks in advance.
She broke up with him halfway through a Google Calendar invite. Not because he was a bad guy.
Oh no. He just… planned too much.
Sag queens don’t plan.
We sense. We leap. We occasionally trip over a suitcase full of crystals.
🌍Travel or Die (But First, Coffee)
Talia believes every heartbreak can be healed by booking a spontaneous solo trip to somewhere she can’t pronounce.
Croatia?
Budapest? Costa Rica?
Done, booked, and blessed.
If there’s Wi-Fi and wine (okay, sometimes herbal tea because… growth), she’s there.
She once journaled in a treehouse in Tulum and swears a squirrel whispered her moon rising sign.
She called it a spiritual awakening.
I call it Tuesday.
🗣️ Honesty Is Her Love Language (Whether You’re Ready or Not)
Talia once told a guy on a first date that he smelled like daddy issues and regret.
He still paid for dinner.
Why?
Because even when we’re brutally honest, we’re charmingly honest. Our filter?
It’s in another timezone.
We don’t say things to hurt you—we say them to set you free.
Free from your bad decisions, your questionable outfit choices, and that 11:11 text you were about to send your ex.
You’re welcome.
💡The Spiritual ADHD
Now, don’t get it twisted—Talia’s deep.
She’ll sage her apartment, charge her crystals, align her chakras, and still forget she left the oven on because she got distracted by an oracle card that screamed: “TRUST YOUR INTUITION.”
So she followed it…
to Target.
Where she bought four throw pillows, a book on astrology, and a moon-shaped cheese board.
The universe works in mysterious (retail-driven) ways.
💘 Commitment Issues or Just Selective?
Listen. Sag women don’t fear love—we just fear cages.
She’s not afraid of being with someone; she’s afraid of being with someone who says “let’s stay in” when there’s a meteor shower, a jazz bar, or a flight deal to Lisbon.
Talia once ghosted a guy for using too many ellipses.
We love communication—but efficient, fire-sign communication.
Example:
“u up?”
“Hell yeah.”
“Bring snacks.”
Perfect.
💫 Final Thoughts From a Wandering, Wondering Sagittarius
Being a Sagittarius woman is like living life on a rollercoaster you built yourself out of glitter, honesty, and burning sage.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry.
You’ll ghost a toxic friend during Mercury Retrograde and then write a poem about it.
But one thing’s for sure—when a Sag walks into your life, they light it the hell up.
And then… probably leave to go hike a volcano in Bali.
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